Calm Your Tits

You’re bloated. You’re over it. And if one more person breathes too loud, there might be blood. This floral nervine blend soothes hormonal chaos, supports mood swings, and helps you not scream at strangers.

Key Benefits:

Calms PMS irritability and mood swings

Reduces stress + bloating

Supports nervous system + hormone regulation

Lightly sedative — helps with wind-down and rest

Ingredients:
Chamomile, Lavender, Lemon Balm, Tulsi, Skullcap, Passionflower

Ritual:
Scoop 1 tablespoon of tea into infuser.
Steep in 8–10 oz just-boiled water for 10–15 minutes.
Best sipped warm, especially in the evening or post-dinner lull.
Enjoy during the luteal phase (cycle days ~17–28) or whenever you’re this close to flipping a table.

Cycle Phase: Luteal
Time of Day: Late afternoon to bedtime

Size:

1oz Shooter = approx.  4–6 servings.
4 oz loose leaf = approx. 20–24 servings.

All blends are caffeine-free, hand-blended in microbatches, and crafted to support hormonal harmony. Product may look different to image.

Warnings:
May cause drowsiness. Do not combine with sedatives or sleep meds. Chamomile may trigger allergies in those sensitive to ragweed. Discontinue use if any reaction occurs.

Consult Healthcare Provider: If you are pregnant, nursing, or have any health conditions, consult your healthcare provider before use.

Medication Interactions: Some herbs may interact with medications. Discuss with your healthcare provider if you are taking prescription drugs.

Allergies: Contains herbs that may cause allergic reactions in sensitive individuals.